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Not Reachable:

 

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son – to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.

After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?

She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.

The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,

Junior said “the number u are trying to call is not reachable“.

God is Watching:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

 

Kite Fighting ("K" in A to Z blogging challenge)

Kite flying is the cultural sport in India and especially in Hyderabad and other parts of the country. Kites are fly during the Makara Sankranthi festival here in Hyderabad. But children fly Kites throughout the year.

There are different kinds of Kites available in the Market. The price ranging from few bugs to hundreds of bugs.Kites are made from paper in general and now a days they are made from plastic paper.  Kites are named with the pattens or designs used for kites and the making method. The names like: Jibia, Dukkan, Sada etc. depend on patterns used for kite. The names like Doredaar, Keench, Deel, etc depend on making method. Generally, here the people use the Diamond shape kites known as Fighter Kites. The thread used for flying the kite is known as Mahnja. It is a fine thread coated with glue and fine glass powder. Because of this coating the Mahnja can cut the other kite's thread during Kite fighting. The Mahnja is different for different flying methods and fighting. There are different methods to fly and fighting the kites like pulling or loosening  the Mahnja during fighting.

Different kinds of Kites

Kite Making

Kites shop

There is a separate market for kites in Hyderabad. There are many families have the occupation as Kite making and Mahnja making. They make kites and Mahnja throughout the year and make them available for during festival.

Making Mahnja

During the festival season, people climb on their home terraces or roofs and fly their Kites. They challenge the other people for Kite fights. They cut the others kites and shout "Khaat". Some organizations arrange the special arrangements like Public Address Systems, Commentary on Kite Fighting, etc. Some place, all the people gather at grounds and participate in the Kite Fighting. 

The people belongs to all walks of life are participate in Kite fighting.  Kite fighting is brings the fun and happy. It removes the boundaries between the religions and brings harmony among people.

My daughter flying kite with her cousins.

Gravitation ("G" in A2Z Blogging Challenge)

"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

Albert Einstein      US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)

Gravitation if a powerful word and natural phenomenon not only on the earth but in the universe. 

Gravitation is very famous after the Sir Isaac Newton was experienced and discovered with experiment "Apple falling from tree". He explained every thing about gravity by sitting on the earth and he formulated and related many things in life with gravity. And at the end Gravitation is the "Attraction" between two bodies. 

At the end the meaning (in common) of Gravitation become the Attraction between any two things.

Gravitation taken its new shape after Albert Einstein analyzed it from the space. He opened the new doors for gravitation with his imagination and told it is the shortest path to travel or take. The path may not be always be a strait line. Then it is the time to see every thing from the universe not from earth. All the pre-Einstein  formulas about the science and life have taken new colors.

Then, at the end the Newton's Gravitation became the infinitesimal part of the Einstein's Gravitation.

Gravitation may be attraction for only infinitesimal prospective. But its inherent nature is different.

Gravitation

Gravitation (Attraction) effect on my daughter:

Attraction towards noodles

Attraction towards Chocolates

 Attraction towards funny things

 Attraction towards creativity

Attraction towards crackers

Attraction towards dolls (Especially Barbi)

 Attraction towards colors and painting

 Attraction towards sports

Attraction towards Ice-creams, playing with sisters and watching Tom and Jerry, Barbi movies, etc..

First Time in Life ("F" in A to Z challenge)

First Time Happenings in life are very sweet memories in one's life. 

It may be first birthday, first school, first teacher, first fairy tale, first friend, first job, first earning, first love, first child, first award, etc..... The list is, in general, as long as Nile river. But each and every event of this list is very sweet and unforgettable events. 

Class In First School

We always try to recollect them and enjoy them. 

We always feel that the same events may come again in our life, even though the second time happenings may or may not be as sweet as first one. We always compare the present events with the first time events. We always like the first time events, even though they are not better than the present events. We always crazy about them. That is the taste of the first time happenings.

We always try to store those events in many form like pics, videos, gifts, etc.....to enjoy when ever we feel. We always love them to recollect and memorize.

As a parent, we always try to keep - the first time happening in the life of their child - in safe.

My First Child

My daughter's first school video.

 

My daughter First cycling on her first bicycle

 

Like any other, my daughter always love to recollect her first time happening in her life. And she want once more. But she is unable to understand that, they cannot happen once again. The latest crazy thing of my daughter is, she want her birth day this time same as her first birth. We are planning........

First Invitation

First BDay Preparation

First BDay Cake

Ready for First BDay Celebrations

First BDay Candle Blowing

First BDay Cake Cutting

First Cake Piece to Mom

First BDay's First Gift

First BDay Group Pic

With my First Bunny-Bear

First Encounter with Color Balls on First BDay - Still I am Fascinated

With my MOM

Enigmas in life ("E" in A to Z challenge)

Taj Mahal

Enigma is a word, which is more powerful and plays an important role in our life. 

Enigma means a puzzle or riddle of not understandable  and inexplicable that happens in life or in nature. The Universe is one of the largest enigma. There are lot of Enigmas in this wold   from  Bermuda Triangle to Taj Mahal.  And the finally the Human himself is one of the enigmas of the world. 

Bermuda Triangle

The God is really a crazy guy, who created us, then he taught how to run us. He created Enigmas in this world and Universe. Just think that if Enigmas are not there in this world, we all understand every thing and nothing there to understand and learn. Just visualize that a baby come to this world, who knows every thing about this world and universe, from his birth to farthest stars, from smallest creature to largest creatures of the world, from past time to future time, etc., etc. Then think that every one in this world are like the our baby. Then the question comes - what is the use of his life? Why he came here? Nothing is there to know in this world or universe, nothing is there to learn, then? How is the world without any Enigma? Just think, think......

Our life starts with Enigma. A baby starts his/her life to know the touch of his mother, surroundings, etc - touch is the enigma for him at this time. Then starts to know about the taste by licking or sucking the what ever he get - enigma is the taste. Then starts identifying the things around him - surroundings are enigma for him. Then he starts knowing about sounds by through things around him to hear the sounds from them - sound is the enigma for him at this time. As he is growing he try to solve all enigmas he found in his life. But God is so intelligent that he created so many enigmas in this wold that our life is not sufficient to solve all enigmas. But we are also crazy than God, we never give up our efforts to solve the enigmas. Some times even we challenge the God, what ever may be the result. If we give up, then there is no life.

So my daughter has started her life with lot of enigmas, she solved all her childhood enigmas. But every day she is identifying new enigmas and trying to solve them. My first notice is at that time, when she is about 14 months. My friend presented a gift as Dancing couple toy for her first birth day. That I am working on my system and my little play with that toy. I keyed the toy by rotating the toy base in clockwise direction and kept in front of my daughter. It is playing beautiful music and toy couple are dancing on the base. I was looking in the system. Suddenly the sounds are coming and stopping. I did not understand the problem and looked at the toy from my chair. I surprised. My little unscrewed the base (Even I do not know how to open it) and looking in to the mechanism. She is stopping and releasing the levers in the toy with his fingers and hearing sounds. She is not allowing me to close the base. And feared a lot that if her fingers get cuts because the levers in the toy are sharp. I sat in front of her and played for long time with her of course with the toy to protect her.

My daughters new Enigmas: 

 
How the planets are formed? 

 


How the our two wheeler bike is made? How it will run? And why it is running on fuel? 

 
How the cell phone will work?

Why the flame of candle have many colors? 

Why the water become ice in the fridge? etc.......