Bills with Telephone set

Yesterday, I reached to my office desk in the morning to start my work.  

I dint found my telephone set on my disk.

I asked to the Nag about it. “It is with the Venk" Nag answered me.

We all are assembled for tea at morning break at 10 o’clock. 

I asked to Venk, “why have you took my telephone set?”

Immediately he replied “I am getting more bills with my telephone set and you are getting fewer bills with your phone set. That’s why I replaced with your phone set to my same telephone line”.

"You can use as much as you can. I will get all bills for my telephone set, even though it is connect to your line." I replied to Venk with laugh.

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Not Reachable:

 

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son – to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.

After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?

She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.

The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,

Junior said “the number u are trying to call is not reachable“.

God is Watching:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”