Monday, 16 May 2011

Jokes - Laughter is the Best Medicine Blogfest

Not Reachable:
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son – to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why?
She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.
The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,
Junior said “the number u are trying to call is not reachable“.

God is Watching:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

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  1. Cute jokes. The second one is hilarious. I am doing the blogfest too, and I did the AtoZ challenge. Nice to meet someone else already in Monday.

  2. My BW and I roared with laughter over the first joke. The second one was funny too.

    Thank You.

  3. Too funny! I liked the apple one so much!

    Thank you for joining in on the Blogfest!

  4. HAHAHAHAHA okay that was mighty funny!

    Thanks for the laugh!

  5. Kids do say the darnidiest things. So funny!!!

  6. I love the note on the cookies. lol

    Both were great jokes. Thanks for the laughs on a dreary Monday. :)

  7. Bwuahahaha I love jokes that involve funny things kids say...oh childhood. :P


  8. Heehee. Poor old Dad. Great joke! :)

  9. Great jokes! What I wouldn't give for a chocolate chip cookie tonight...

  10. LOL!!! Hahahahahaha about the woman answering the phone! And God's watching the apples... good ones! Thanks for playing! :D


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